no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
parenting tip: don’t say homophobic things around your kids because they could be in the closet and you could seriously be fucking up their self-image
actually just don’t say homophobic things at all
life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
Jodi Picoult (Nineteen Minutes)
(Source: kari-shma)
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